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Daniel’s trollin tumblr at plum haus. I’m watching him.

Attempt #1

Today, I decided to grill a cheese with some bacon.

  1. Made me some bacon
  2. Buttered the shit out of the bread
  3. Slapped that mofo on a skillet
  4. Applied motherfucking cheese, then the bacon from #1, then some more motherfucking cheese
  5. Bread that shit

When I went for the flip, the whole thing fell apart. Tried to save it, but the damage had already been done. Probably the fugliest thing I’ve ever made, but damned if it wasn’t the tastiest. Didn’t take any pictures because fuck you.

Just doing my part to keep the internet running.

Just doing my part to keep the internet running.

Step 1: Don’t check tumblr for a week

Step 2: SCROLL FOREVER

fypblog:

YUUUP

Don’t think I didn’t notice that House reference… 
For those of you who don’t wanna look it up: 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu2Il775R1M

Little known fact: the internet is fueled by cat pictures.

Little known fact: the internet is fueled by cat pictures.

That just happened.

Breaking Dawn? Moar like Breaking Wind. Amirite?